Posts Tagged ‘funny’

I’VE BEEN ARRESTED!!!!

Don’t bother posting bail..
I think I’ll just do my time!

I’ll try my best to hang in there! =P

Friends…

Friends are like butt cheeks.
Crap might separate them,
But they always come back together.

Send this to all your butt cheeks!

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Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane trip back to Washington. He turned to her and said, “Let’s talk. I’ve heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to The Obama, “What would you like to talk about?”

“Oh, I don’t know,” said the Obama. “How about What Changes I Should Make To America?” and he smiles.

“OK,” she says. “That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff – grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?”

Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl’s intelligence, thinks about it for a second and finally says, “Hmmm, I have no idea.”

To which the little girl replies, “Do you really feel qualified to change America when you don’t know shit?”

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World’s THINNEST Books 2009
by @foxienews and @mikem2006

NEW! HOW TO WIN A PEACE PRIZE IN 12 DAYS
by Barack Hussein Obama

HOME BUYER TIPS AND TRICKS
by Bertha Lewis, ACORN founder

GUIDE TO HARD JOURNALISM
by Charles Gibson, Katie Couric and David Gregory

MY BEAUTY SECRETS
by Nancy Pelosi

QUICK GUIDE TO OBTAINING YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE
by Barack Hussein Obama

SAFE INVESTING
by Bernie Maddoff

STORIES ABOUT MY BEST FRIENDS
by Joy Behar

GUIDE  TO ELOQUENT SPEAKING
by Robert Gibbs

SENSITIVITY TRAINING
by Rev Jeremiah Wright

SHORT BEDTIME STORIES
by Momart Qaddafi

MY PRIDE IN AMERICA
by Michelle Obama

DON’T SWEAT THE SMALL STUFF
VOLUME 8
by Hillary Clinton

CONCISENESS MATTERS
by Charlie Rangel, Chuck Todd and Henry Waxman
(secretly written by the Apollo Alliance)

WHY I LOVE THE BUSH FAMILY
by Cindy Sheehan

KEEPING YOUR WORLDWIDE PANTS UP
by David Letterman

MY GREATEST INVENTIONS
by Al Gore

And the world’s Number One THINNEST Book for 2009:

HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY
by Van Jones
with giddy introduction
by Valerie Jarrett

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co-written and © 2009 by @foxienews and @mikem2006 Do not copy without permission from one of these parties.  You’re welcome to share this page with a friend.  Thank you.

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Gotta give Jon Stewart KUDOS on this one, I’m ROLFMBO!

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/tue-september-15-2009/the-audacity-of-hos

I watch Jon Stewart sometimes on my cell phone when I’m waiting somewhere, but this one really amazes me. He’s right on with what’s happening and is bold enough to give the ‘main stream media‘ (now known as the ‘fringe media’) hell for not doing their jobs, and he does so in a way that’s fresh, hilarious and sure to get alot of peoples’ attention. Thank you Jon! =)

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